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Report From the Tunnel: "Open Letter to Osama bin Laden"
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Report From the Tunnel: "Open Letter to Osama bin Laden"

26 Dec 2010, 16:29 PST, 2nd Edition
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Yesterday on Christmas someone wrote: "Nowadays we have major cartels and
dealers who aren't Christian. They don't take off on Christmas, they take
advantage of our taking off..."

Mr. Osama bin Laden, I work for a United States agency. A peripheral part
or my agency's job is intended to catch, arrest and prosecute illegal drug
traffickers for the purpose of preventing drug and drug related crimes from
harming decent American citizens, and to prevent local, state and federally
elected officials from hurting our country because they greedily accept illegal
money (mostly coming from drug deals) to apply policies and procedures that harm
our country. Needless to say, drug criminals are the least of our worries
because we have, right now, a lot of crazy, racist, Republican, and perverted
Americans doing us a lot more damage than drugs are doing. In fact, our country
is at a point now where any crazy person such as Sarah Palin and her ilk can
make millions of dollars a year simply by using different words to incite the
same levels of destruction on our country that you have asked your followers to
inflict.

Along with the psycho-profiteers whom are news media loves to cover
because most of the people in our news media are homosexuals or weird, we have a
lot of people in office who in saner times would never be allowed to serve in
the positions they serve. For example, we now have a president of the United
States who was an illegal drug user. Although you may think his predecessor,
George Bush, who was also a drug felon, was a beast for creating a military
policy built upon "Wanted Dead AND Alive", and "Kill 'em all and let God sort
'em out", Mr. Obama has been responsible for the deaths and dismemberments of
more innocent people... infants, women and the elderly... in Afghanistan and
Pakistan than Bush ever intended. Most Nazi SS leaders killed fewer innocent
people than have died by Obama's order.

Today my agency and my country is being led by people who are grossly
unqualified to lead. They got their leadership positions not because they did
anything to deserve their jobs, but because -- and only because -- they were
masterful in lying and telling large numbers of people anything the gullible
wanted and NEEDED to hear.

One of the agencies in my country, DEA, is being led by a female who's
only ambition in life was to get to the top of a major law enforcement agency
where males do all of the hard and dangerous work. I mention this agency
specifically because we knew back in 1998 that the your principal source of
funding came from illegal drug money. This agency, DEA, has not shut down a
single drug cartel since before our first drug using president, Bill Clinton,
was elected. Psychotic and dysfunctional agents in DEA since 1993 have caused
the deaths of more innocent and unarmed people than the well-armed and dangerous
villains DEA agents have justifiably killed in self-defense in the past 60 years
when DEA went by other names. Of course, you know well about this kind of thing
because you get constant reports about innocent people living in your area who
have and are still being mercilessly murdered by joy-stick operating psychopaths
in command of our drones.

Today our leaders are military generals/admirals and law enforcement
officials are girls who have only seen blood between their legs, generals with
doctorate degrees in non-military sciences, presidents who were habitual,
illegal drug users, First Ladies with the IQ's of turnips, Secretary's of State
and Defense who have higher poll ratings among the same age group addicted to
violent computer games, and morons working in our federal agencies who have
never served in any serious or dangerous operation because they avoid them.

Real heroes who are killed in action are forgotten. Real reporters who try
to tell the truth are persecuted.

During our Vietnam War our troops were allowed to kill enemy forces but
were not permitted to stencil the word "kill" on their rifles. Today our
president boasts proudly about all of the basketball and golf he plays daily but
he will not allow the news media to videotape and display his sporting frolicks
while young Americans are losing their lives and limbs in pursuit of you.

If George Orwell were alive today he would receive the Nobel Prize for
clearly defining the state of our world mentality today.

Mr. Osama bin Laden, I said all that I have said above for the purpose of
telling you that I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for allowing
the good people of my country to have a Christmas Holiday this year without any
shedding of blood ordered by you. The leaders of my country and many of its
agencies actually believe that they have outsmarted you and are preventing you
from doing again to us what you did to us in 2001. Our president goes golfing
and our military leaders go to gay orgies because they believe that you have
been rendered impotent. But I and many people I know do not share those beliefs.
We know that just as you meticulously planned 9/11 you have the capability of
dealing us a similar blow of enormous proportion.

Our non-military generals and admirals, our females in charge of important
agencies, and our sissies in charge of the White and other organizations don't
know and appreciate your cunning as the rest of us on constant vigilance do.

So we thank you for sparing us this Christmas Season, our most holiest of
holidays. Although we know that you will hit us again, and we know that the
homosexuals, ex-drug addicts, females and corrupt people in our government will
use your next attack for their political and personally profitable benefit, we
thank you for this past weekend of peace.

It would be nice if some type of agreement could be reached between your
concerns and our world. But we here in this country know better than you know
that corruption, greed and moral degradation here in the United States has grown
to a point that no one in American leadership has the intellect to reach a
lasting agreement of peace because they are so Hell bent on killing and
destroying to prove their "patriotism".

I was one of the few who told a previous president to immediately remove
our troops from your Holy Land back in 1998. Clinton ignored me because he was
more interested in having a sick sex relationship with a Jewish slut. Clinton
made the same mistake that Kennedy made in 1962. If Kennedy had spent more time
personally overseeing our nuclear weapons removed from Turkey, instead of
sneaking out of the White House in the middle of the night to visit a house of
black prostitutes across the street from the White House, the Cuban missile
crises would never have happened. Kennedy's judgment was impaired by his back
medication but was no excuse for his discarding his religious faith and
morality. (Besides, black p**sy isn't worth it. Mexican women, as Ike personally
advised JFK, are far better in bed.)

Our sissy, drug-addicted and fruitcake presidents do more damage to us
than you could ever do.

Mr. Osama bin Laden, you are an honorable man. You are an man of ancient
wisdom. You are a man who only intends harm to those who cause harm to others.
For that we respect you for honoring the Geneva Code of warfare that our
previous and current president have ignored.

No American has ever been brutally or humiliatingly tortured by Al-Queda.
Our side has done that and continues to do that. Our president should have shut
down Guantanamo the day he entered the White House, just as he should have done
all the things that it took him two years to get done this month.

Mr. Osama bin Laden, the righteous shall inherit the Earth. I and many
people I work with do not believe that our country, because of the vile,
corrupt, immoral and psychotic leadership that our citizens vote for, make us
the most righteous. The only reason why we were not freaked out this Christmas
holiday was due solely and only to your benevolence, not to our vacationing and
golfing leader's partying with his female harem.

Thank you, Mr. Osama bin Laden, for our peaceful Christmas Day and
Holiday.
Signed, (D/W redacted)
In Memory of my mentor William K. 'Big Bill' Harvey
Electricity is the High Priest of False Security
http://home.pacbell.net/amerhero/daily.htm
CGB Spender aka CSM
2010-12-28 15:17:01 UTC
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Benazir Bhutto to David Frost, Bin Laden was Murdered

their keeping his memory alive to keep the war going, she was silenced
Post by d***@pacbell.net
Report From the Tunnel: "Open Letter to Osama bin Laden"
26 Dec 2010, 16:29 PST, 2nd Edition
http://home.pacbell.net/amerhero/daily.htm
Yesterday on Christmas someone wrote: "Nowadays we have major cartels and
dealers who aren't Christian. They don't take off on Christmas, they take
advantage of our taking off..."
Mr. Osama bin Laden, I work for a United States agency. A peripheral part
or my agency's job is intended to catch, arrest and prosecute illegal drug
traffickers for the purpose of preventing drug and drug related crimes from
harming decent American citizens, and to prevent local, state and federally
elected officials from hurting our country because they greedily accept illegal
money (mostly coming from drug deals) to apply policies and procedures that harm
our country. Needless to say, drug criminals are the least of our worries
because we have, right now, a lot of crazy, racist, Republican, and perverted
Americans doing us a lot more damage than drugs are doing. In fact, our country
is at a point now where any crazy person such as Sarah Palin and her ilk can
make millions of dollars a year simply by using different words to incite the
same levels of destruction on our country that you have asked your followers to
inflict.
Along with the psycho-profiteers whom are news media loves to cover
because most of the people in our news media are homosexuals or weird, we have a
lot of people in office who in saner times would never be allowed to serve in
the positions they serve. For example, we now have a president of the United
States who was an illegal drug user. Although you may think his predecessor,
George Bush, who was also a drug felon, was a beast for creating a military
policy built upon "Wanted Dead AND Alive", and "Kill 'em all and let God sort
'em out", Mr. Obama has been responsible for the deaths and dismemberments of
more innocent people... infants, women and the elderly... in Afghanistan and
Pakistan than Bush ever intended. Most Nazi SS leaders killed fewer innocent
people than have died by Obama's order.
Today my agency and my country is being led by people who are grossly
unqualified to lead. They got their leadership positions not because they did
anything to deserve their jobs, but because -- and only because -- they were
masterful in lying and telling large numbers of people anything the gullible
wanted and NEEDED to hear.
One of the agencies in my country, DEA, is being led by a female who's
only ambition in life was to get to the top of a major law enforcement agency
where males do all of the hard and dangerous work. I mention this agency
specifically because we knew back in 1998 that the your principal source of
funding came from illegal drug money. This agency, DEA, has not shut down a
single drug cartel since before our first drug using president, Bill Clinton,
was elected. Psychotic and dysfunctional agents in DEA since 1993 have caused
the deaths of more innocent and unarmed people than the well-armed and dangerous
villains DEA agents have justifiably killed in self-defense in the past 60 years
when DEA went by other names. Of course, you know well about this kind of thing
because you get constant reports about innocent people living in your area who
have and are still being mercilessly murdered by joy-stick operating psychopaths
in command of our drones.
Today our leaders are military generals/admirals and law enforcement
officials are girls who have only seen blood between their legs, generals with
doctorate degrees in non-military sciences, presidents who were habitual,
illegal drug users, First Ladies with the IQ's of turnips, Secretary's of State
and Defense who have higher poll ratings among the same age group addicted to
violent computer games, and morons working in our federal agencies who have
never served in any serious or dangerous operation because they avoid them.
Real heroes who are killed in action are forgotten. Real
reporters who try
to tell the truth are persecuted.
During our Vietnam War our troops were allowed to kill enemy forces but
were not permitted to stencil the word "kill" on their rifles. Today our
president boasts proudly about all of the basketball and golf he plays daily but
he will not allow the news media to videotape and display his sporting frolicks
while young Americans are losing their lives and limbs in pursuit of you.
If George Orwell were alive today he would receive the Nobel Prize for
clearly defining the state of our world mentality today.
Mr. Osama bin Laden, I said all that I have said above for the purpose of
telling you that I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for allowing
the good people of my country to have a Christmas Holiday this year without any
shedding of blood ordered by you. The leaders of my country and many of its
agencies actually believe that they have outsmarted you and are preventing you
from doing again to us what you did to us in 2001. Our president goes golfing
and our military leaders go to gay orgies because they believe that you have
been rendered impotent. But I and many people I know do not share those beliefs.
We know that just as you meticulously planned 9/11 you have the capability of
dealing us a similar blow of enormous proportion.
Our non-military generals and admirals, our females in charge of important
agencies, and our sissies in charge of the White and other organizations don't
know and appreciate your cunning as the rest of us on constant vigilance do.
So we thank you for sparing us this Christmas Season, our most holiest of
holidays. Although we know that you will hit us again, and we know that the
homosexuals, ex-drug addicts, females and corrupt people in our government will
use your next attack for their political and personally profitable benefit, we
thank you for this past weekend of peace.
It would be nice if some type of agreement could be reached between your
concerns and our world. But we here in this country know better than you know
that corruption, greed and moral degradation here in the United States has grown
to a point that no one in American leadership has the intellect to reach a
lasting agreement of peace because they are so Hell bent on killing and
destroying to prove their "patriotism".
I was one of the few who told a previous president to immediately remove
our troops from your Holy Land back in 1998. Clinton ignored me because he was
more interested in having a sick sex relationship with a Jewish slut. Clinton
made the same mistake that Kennedy made in 1962. If Kennedy had spent more time
personally overseeing our nuclear weapons removed from Turkey, instead of
sneaking out of the White House in the middle of the night to visit a house of
black prostitutes across the street from the White House, the Cuban missile
crises would never have happened. Kennedy's judgment was impaired by his back
medication but was no excuse for his discarding his religious faith and
morality. (Besides, black p**sy isn't worth it. Mexican women, as Ike personally
advised JFK, are far better in bed.)
Our sissy, drug-addicted and fruitcake presidents do more damage to us
than you could ever do.
Mr. Osama bin Laden, you are an honorable man. You are an man of ancient
wisdom. You are a man who only intends harm to those who cause harm to others.
For that we respect you for honoring the Geneva Code of warfare that our
previous and current president have ignored.
No American has ever been brutally or humiliatingly tortured by Al-Queda.
Our side has done that and continues to do that. Our president should have shut
down Guantanamo the day he entered the White House, just as he should have done
all the things that it took him two years to get done this month.
Mr. Osama bin Laden, the righteous shall inherit the Earth. I and many
people I work with do not believe that our country, because of the vile,
corrupt, immoral and psychotic leadership that our citizens vote for, make us
the most righteous. The only reason why we were not freaked out this Christmas
holiday was due solely and only to your benevolence, not to our vacationing and
golfing leader's partying with his female harem.
Thank you, Mr. Osama bin Laden, for our peaceful Christmas Day and
Holiday.
Signed, (D/W redacted)
In Memory of my mentor William K. 'Big Bill' Harvey
Electricity is the High Priest of False Security
http://home.pacbell.net/amerhero/daily.htm
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